For Islandheart

First, let me congratulate you on your search for companionship or love or even true love! It is a worthy cause. Also since there is no accounting for taste, you might really hit it off with this man.

My experience:

I also met Jesson Coworth online. We met at a downtown coffee shop in Boise. It was pleasant enough. He wore shorts and sandals and some strange floral shirt. I remember he didn't smell very good, sort of that old bitter scent some men take on as they age. I believe I wore a skirt and some sort of shell and sandals. It is very hot in Boise in the summer. We spent about 2 hours together and had a pleasant conversation, mostly him bragging about how wonderful he was, but he seemed intelligent enough and fair looking. I am not a great looking woman, but I have always dated really good looking men--always.

We set up a second date for July 4th. Things went very badly. I said something and it set him off. He attacked my age, my looks, education, my background--everything and anything he could think up. Typical of any narrasistic man, he then launched into a lecture of how wonderful he was. How great he looked for his age, which he had lied about. His profile said he was 52 and he was in fact 57 and looked it. He also posed for me to show off his sagging biceps and loose skin. Not that I don't have them both, but I don't brag about them or pretend I am six years younger than I am. When I met him I knew he was older, but I was just too polite to mention it on the first date. That is rude. He went on about how well educated he was, of course I am sitting on four degrees and this does not impress me at all. And how well traveled he is,,,so am I.

He said every mean things to me that was sexist, and degrading. It was a full out verbal assault. It ended with me looking directly at him and telling him to leave before I called the police. Later I sent him a scathing letter.

And as post note, he was living with someone, but she was old and dried up and he liked a woman that got really wet and sloppy.

He was a strange mixture of intelligence, anger and vulgarity. On the up side I put on a blue corset and fishnets and called up a friend and had a wonderful fourth of July. And Jesson I suppose went home to his dried up girlfriend that no longer wanted sex, but he didn't want to leave as it was financially beneficial to him.

I can write this because it is true, I am not making up libelous statements or even adding to what happened.

Back on Like Donkey Kong

Well, I am back. Burnt out, feed up and still amazingly pissed off at the world and my ex. I was going to make a run at being normal and whatever, but I don't think I will. I hasn't worked over the last several years so why bother. Let the weirdness roll on out.

I am still going to try to keep this alive as my rant site, but that is about all. Don't look for any literary marvel here.

Lets give it all a little run down:

Still dysfunctional with my kids --yes

Still hate my ex--yes

Still single--yes, the curse of being a middle-aged bitter bitch.

Still good looking and sexy--yes and my legs are even better. The killer calves amazed even me in my fishnets today.

Still appalled at the general bad taste the world shows--yes

Here are my search engine words--Obama, Herschel Walker (WTF, I am so old I remember this sweet hunk of chocolate) Andrew Dice Clay (didn't know they made pigs with only two legs) Melissa River (She was made by two people bumping ugly)

Do not know who the heifer in the picture is, but she liked that picture well enough to post it online so why can't I???

Let's be honest! It is not a good idea to litter the Internet with pictures of yourself.

Al Green

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg4dnFx6JW0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knw4wsp-NF8&feature=related

I think what is wrong with the world is that too few people can sing like Al Green. I just love this guy,,,,,,,,I dig the bad clothes, crazy Afro, but his voice is like an angel, realy like an angel. If you don't like Al Green you just don't know good music.

Freaky Internet Troll

OK, I have to admit it. The freaky Internet troll got to me, what a freak. However I was snapped back into reality by Denise' s awesome cruse of Holy Titty-Fucking Christ--wow, I can not say enough for that cruse it is horrible in every way, horrible. My word.

So my life has it weird spots, the men are annoying me right now, have ones I don't want, want ones I don't have. Yet I can always comfort myself with the knowledge I never invite the sort of all around weirdness my son does. I am not even sure how he does it. I suspect if he put forth as much energy into getting rich or famous or something as he does into his weirdness something good would happen.

Recently, six weeks ago, he took this woman to lunch that he knew in college and during lunch she drops this on him, "I think you might be the father of my oldest child" What the hell? Plus that was fifteen year ago. She couldn't bring it up before lunch after 15 years? Then she becomes obsessed with him and cries that he isn't putting enough into their relationship. What is she sick or something. There is no relationship. The test results come back yesterday and he is not the father.

We went to a concert together and a table of old snaggled tooth cougars were circling him. It was embarrassing. I had to speak to them, "Yes, I understand he is an handsome man, but this group is way out of his age range." I guess weirdness is pretty entertaining. I am looking for a new job as I hate my pock-marked lying ex-Mormon bishop boss. Really hate him. I hate people that will lie right to you and act like you should believe them even when you know it is a balls to the wall lie.

Those are my kids, the one in the green shirt is the weirdest of them all, but they all run pretty weird.

Hot Guy--Jason Michael Carroll

Really after about one or two years men just turn into douche bags and start talking about shit you could care less about. Then it is just pretending to like them for ten minutes or so to get your goods.

I am bitter,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bad bitter,,,,,,,,,,,, And some is my fault for liking emotionally unavailable men and sometimes men that are unavailable for other reasons, married, gay, whatever will hurt the most and drive me the most insane. Plus, ideally I like to have sex about 4 or 5 times a week so I tend to burn men out. What can I say that is how I am.

Anyway, I then sometimes see some hot guy that makes me remember why I love dick.

Jason Michael Carroll is cheesy and I know it and countrified, but damn he is hot. I about came unglued when he stepped on stage. He was hurting my eyes being so pretty. He lifted his t-shirt and I felt funny inside.

So here is to you Jason Michael Carroll you rocked my cooter in Blackfoot, Idaho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ec9ahvOrt4&feature=user

Waiting for a Call

Some asshole left this comment. I am probably the worst person to leave comments such as this one.

Comment by asshole:

Oh come on... concerts...strippers...yeah right. You're probably sitting at home wondering, "Now why doesn't anyone call?" Red velvet cake -- BOORING. What's up with watchin' strippers anyway? You lesbian?



I am home about one night a week.

My week goes like this.

Monday: drink gin with the owner of the local bar

Tuesday: go on my Harley ride

Wednesday: Wine tasting either at Idaho Falls or Pocatello

Thursday: Wine Tasting at the Grapevine and music later

Friday: Movies or date

Saturday: I sometimes stay home or date

Sunday: I am sometimes home


Concerts in the last month

Gary Allan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XX9awjX_zo

Joe Nicholshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqv-2emERFw

Jason Michael Carrollhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J43h4ue2M9s

Montgomery Gentryhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVvgMEs9qeM

Plus various local people


October 18th Taj Maha lhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVvgMEs9qeM

Thanksgiving: Tom Jones

Obviously you are the type of asshole that knows almost nothing and have never had Red Velvet Cake or you would not say such stupid things.

Also you spelled boring wrong.

I love the love bikini bar and go there to have cheap drinks and relax.

I never wait for calls--fuck that

added thought-not a lesbian, never had a lesbian experience, but considering what douche bags men are I am now giving it serious thought.

Wow, some people

Just don't know what to say about that other than dude that ain't cool!